24/01: Valentines Jokes
Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the warning."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Measuring almost 3,500 ft in length,
The San Alfonso del Mar seawater pool in Algarrobo,
Chile has been named the world's largest outdoor swimming pool
by the Guiness Book of World Records.
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