28/04: Joke | Man comes home...

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ".

04/04: Joke | Importance of Period...

Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got heart attack 
and our driver ran away.