September 05, 2007: Joke of the decade

There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write
stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will
react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them
scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.