July 27, 2008: Kids Are Quick

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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .

      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?



TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!


TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      
No, sir.  It's the same dog.

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer intereste d?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Lolz. love these.
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