July 08, 2005: You there God?

A man was wondering in the woods pondering all the things of life, and his own personnal problems. The man couldn't find the answers so he sought help from God.
"God, God, you there God?" he asked
"yes what is it my son" God answered
"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?" the man asked
"Go ahead my son, anything"
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered " a million years to me is only a second"
the the man asked again " God, what is a million dollars to worth to you?"
God replied " a million dollars to me is worth only a penny"
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question... "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered "sure, in a second".